Aug 5
feel like I can punch a horse and no one would care #bitchass
Aug 5
feel like I can wear ‘hello kitty’ outside and no one would care
Aug 5
feel like I can be a communist and no one would care @delnmar
Aug 4
feel like I can dip my tongue in hand sanitizer and no one would care #instant
Aug 4
feel like I can cry and no one would care #maybe
Aug 4
feel like I can pursue a ~Madoff-esque Ponzi scheme and no one would care
Aug 4
feel like I can toss prunes on the floor and no one would care
Aug 4
feel like I saw birds outside that nested under my awning for ~2 weeks that came back to spite me and no one would care
Aug 3
feel like I can say ‘never’ and no one would care
Aug 2
feel like I can lose friends this way and no one would care
Aug 2
feel like I can listen to ‘how to dress well’ and no one would care
Aug 2
feel like I can cross my fingers and no one would care
Aug 1
feel like I can eat rocks and no one would care @mallory_whitten
Aug 1
feel like I can taste baking soda and no one would care
Aug 1
feel like I can tweet ~20 times and no one would care
Aug 1
feel like I can play good charlotte and no one would care
Aug 1
feel like I can make meowing noises and no one would care
Profile: Michael Koh
I would care.