“fuck my father” by Alex Thayer

billy jameson is a 13 year old macbook
ladybug killer.

in his spare time he reheats
mashed potatoes

mainly because he likes how
things steam themselves
in the microwave

his friends call him


his white apple earbuds are
coated in a thin layer
of yellow

most likely earwax,
but possibly aging
peanut butter

last weekend
billy assaulted a tall asian man
named sing mih songs

sing mih enjoyed long walks,
until he was assaulted

now he only enjoys short walks.

billy jameson is
not racist,

just a cunt.

Profile: Alex Thayer

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