billy jameson is a 13 year old macbook
pro
fessional
ladybug killer.
in his spare time he reheats
mashed potatoes
mainly because he likes how
things steam themselves
in the microwave
his friends call him
bj
beej.
his white apple earbuds are
coated in a thin layer
of yellow
crud
most likely earwax,
but possibly aging
peanut butter
last weekend
billy assaulted a tall asian man
named sing mih songs
sing mih enjoyed long walks,
until he was assaulted
now he only enjoys short walks.
billy jameson is
not racist,
just a cunt.
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