I’m covered in sprinkles and there’s a box of donuts on my bed.
Who has two thumbs and is a total cunt? #thisgirl
[insert tweet bitching about something]
I legit have no idea what’s going on and for the most part, I’m okay with that. #gowiththeflow
I love you.
Red velvet cupcake… get into my mouth this instant.
Bought more wine. Depression lifted.
I will only have a child if its the small black one from the Lost Boys.
Now that I had half sex with #Tomato I’m kinda over him
Tacos always make your day better
… starting to regret that taco.
Selena and JBiebs is so cute
… really want a pair of sequined hot pants
Bono hit me with a cooler
Dude, I’m the best FB stalker, ever.
Whenever I fly I always hope for a hot and successful guy to sit next to me. Nope its always a family with three kids.
I don’t understand the situations I get myself into sometimes.
Malibu’s Most Wanted is sitting next to me on this plane
Last night was a fucking movie cliché: First kiss on top of a rooftop overlooking all of Miami.
The Fray, 2 AM Club, and The White Panda for #UBFallFest … who are those people?
Oh no, my boss told me I dressed like a hipster today.
Large iced carmel latte and red velvet cake … breakfast of champions right here.
Just saw a picture of wisdom teeth that were just removed. Excuse me while I vomit up my red velvet cake breakfast.
#puttwowordstogethermakeaninsult = twat waffle #fav
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