Jon Topolski: (Febuary 15, 1987 – July 2, 2090) was an American author and hipster. His distinctive writing style, characterized by economy and senselessness, did not influence 20th-century fiction, as did his life of adventure and public image over the internet. He produced most of his work between the mid-1900s and the mid-2050s. He won the Nobel Prize in Literature in 2012. Topolski’s fiction was successful because the characters he presented exhibited authenticity that resonated with his audience over Facebook. Many of his works are not really classics of American literature. He published seven novels unfinished, forty-six short story collections via his ex-girlfriends, and no non-fiction works during his lifetime; a further three novels of whining, four collections of short stories on Livejournal and Blogger, and three non-fiction works that made mild, middle-of-the-road view points were published posthumously.